Hey GOD! This Transmission is NOT PG


Yes, Hello Reader!

Thank you for being here! This is only the SECOND transmission but you can read THE FIRST TRANSMISSION HERE! (that link will take you to an archive page ov the email that went out to all my subscribers who joined in time to receive it. If you missed it, this is your opportunity to see what you missed out on! Strongly encouraged. If you received the first transmission and already know you are GOD, no need to click, just keep reading...)

((This transmission is best viewed on a laptop, not your cell phone, and NOT in dark mode because it inverts my carefully crafted color curation. As someone who reads emails on my phone, which is always on dark mode, I know this is an ASK, but hey, information is a gift. Do with it what thou wilt. Curate your own experience.))

So, I randomly cast my first transmission out on Friday October 10th at 12:03am. While ruminating about which time interval frequency I should wait between transmissions I decided to just go with the unintentional, yet auspicious FRIDAY, Freyja's day, Venus' day. The day ov LOVE and BEAUTY and WITCHCRAFT. I was born on a Friday and Jesus Christ was crucified on a Friday, so, I am rolling with the great birth and death cycle through the FRIDAY LOVE TIME PORTAL and THAT is WHEN I will be gracing ROYAL YOU with my transmissions on a WEEKLY basis. Cool? I think so. Anyways, lets get to ARTE, shall we?

Before I get to the new piece that made me break up with social media, I am going to show you the piece I shared last week in its PRESENT NATURAL HABITAT with a HANNAH HADDIX for scale. All the Arte I share here are physical talismans that exist in TANGIBLE form and were created using ANCIENT ANALOG HUMAN TOOLS like scissors and glue and imagination. Also, yes my work is for sale and you are always allowed to write and inquire about the price should you see something that you would like to personally own in a TANGIBLE one-ov-a-kind special kinda way. Your presence in my audienceship is APPRECIATED AND VALUED even if you NEVER buy my Arte, but it is always on the table as a VERY COOL possibility. Please note: the postcard collage that lives on top ov the piece in question is a separate work completely... that's just where it lives right now.... but cool 2 for 1, homie!

The Triggering Piece That Made Me Break Up With Social Media

Well, here it is, the piece that made me finally confront the fact that Instagram is not an appropriate or dependable platform to share my work. Why should I limit myself as an artist or censor THE MUSE? Why hide my Arte just because the people in charge ov the prominent communication platforms have issues with the naked human form? Fuck that, man. Surely I can craft my own community in this digital matrix chaosmos that connects us all... with reasonable humans who won't try to silence me when I occasionally cut up hardcore pornography and distill it into tasteful, thought-provoking ARTE. 🤡

If my Arte PISSES YOU OFF, hey, let me know. Let's talk about it.

This piece, channeled from The Muse herself, I now realize retrospectively, confronts the taboo subject ov my/your/our sexualized innocence. Very spooky, indeed. Honestly, this piece triggers me. If it triggers you too, don't blame me. Blame The Muse cause She's responsible. I'm just the lowly translator with scissors and rubber cement and a LOT OV REALLY COOL BOOKS AND MAGAZINES:

Anyways, without further ado

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Well now. There it is. What do you think, Reader? Are you triggered? Are you delighted? Inspired? Confused? Bored? If you are bored, please refer to my first email where I remind you that you ARE GOD

But wait...

Is "GOD" triggering to you, Reader?

Was it triggering that I reminded you that YOU ARE GOD?

Do you experience uncomfortable cognitive dissonance to imagine that absolutely everything is divine and WE ARE ALL GOD?? ALL-ONE ? (yeah man, Dr. fucking Bronner's style. HE KNEW!)

Let me tell you, I GET IT if "GOD" is triggering for you. We have all been told a lot ov REALLY WEIRD AND TERRIBLE things about "GOD." In fact, I wasn't planning on it at the dawning ov this transmission, but for the uninitiated, I will share a little poem I wrote about "GOD" with you. It is my GOD POEM and I wrote it on my flight from NYC back to Seattle in 2019 after taking care ov Genesis P-Orridge while s/he went through he/r first rounds ov chemotherapy for a cancer that would cause he/r to drop her body months later in March 2020. At the time I was thinking a lot about DEATH and GOD and all the things that other people had told me about DEATH and GOD. It was the mere act ov pondering all the heinous shit other people have told me about "GOD" that catalyzed this rhyming word thing to spill outta me.

I know some ov you have already heard this poem, since it is a well-recited beloved party-trick, and to you I will NOT apologize. I will instead say, "HEY! HERE ENJOY THIS GOD DAMNED GOD POEM AGAIN AND AGAIN!"

Too lazy to read a poem? Are videos more your speed? Click on this link and it will open my Youtube channel where an entirely different HANNAH HADDIX 4 whole y-eras ago will READ IT TO YOU NOW because TIME TRAVEL IS REAL.

GOD POEM:

God is an angry Arab in the sky
God is a spy with one big eye
God has a beard a mile long
God sheds a tear when you wear that thong

God loves us all but he prefers the Jews
God is keeping track ov all your dues
God smiles sweetly upon to meek
God has a fetish for all that is weak

God feels your love when you’re full ov shame
God is elusive with a secret name
God has a boner for suffering and war
God is never satisfied, always wanting more

God’s a politician with an agenda
God is an expert on propaganda
God wrote a book that you must read
God is an attention-seeker full ov needs

God is a man and his ego is frail
God intentionally hid the holy grail
God lives in heaven and it must be expensive
God requires tithes and the tithes are extensive

God will give you virgins and give you gold
God requires that you love him when you’re old
God really hates it when you’re a sinner
God has beef when you eat pork for dinner

God made our bodies and our bodies are perfect
God overlooked just one little defect
God gave you foreskin and he thinks that shit is gross
You better cut your baby’s cock or else your soul is toast

God hates faggots and god hates whores
God is unhappy and he’s giving you sores
God loves famine, plagues, and death
God is responsible for all the meth

God wants you to be a prude
God made sex but sex is crude
God wrote the rules that you must follow
God banishes you to Hell if you swallow

😛 🤡 😎

WOW THAT'S A LOT FOR ONE TRANSMISSION

I have so much more to share with you about what is going on in my life and the things I am creating THESE daze. But, I don't want to throw too much at your fantastic face at once, so look forward to seeing me here next Friday!

AND HEY IT IS FUN TO BE GOD AND IT IS ALSO COOL NOT TO TAKE YOURSELF TOO SERIOUSLY SO DON'T FORGET HOW TO HAVE A LAUGH, STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE, SING BACK TO THE BIRDS, TALK TO TEDDY BEARS, BE IN LOVE AND MAKE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUN. YES, YOU ARE ALLOWED.

BIG LOVE

GOLD BLESS YOU

JAI KALI MA

YOUR FRIENDLY CYBERHOOD NEIGHBOR,

P.S. DO YOU LOVE MUSIC? FUCK, ME TOO! I WROTE THIS EMAIL TO MY VERY OWN SPOTIFY PLAYLIST CALLED "What A Way To Die" (yes that is a clickable link) that is presently 76 hours and 51 minutes long... it's just some ov my favorite songs. I add to it all the time. Throw it on shuffle sometime. ALSO PLEASE! If Spotify still exists at the time, I want you guys to play this playlist on ON SHUFFLE AT MY FUNERAL, okay? I wanna posthumously haunt/speak to you through a musical shuffle ov songs that spoke to my SOUL while being HANNAH HADDIX on planet EARTH circa 1987-20??.... OKAY?!

BUT PLEASE DON'T WAIT UNTIL I DIE TO DISCOVER/EXPERIENCE/LISTEN TO THOSE GROOOOVY COOOOL FUCKIN CHOOOONS!!! ("CHOONS" is "TUNES" in Britspeak, just in case you didn't already know 😎)

P.P.S. Wanna see MY PIECE THAT MADE ME BREAK UP WITH SOCIAL MEDIA in its present natural habitat, all post-varnish and hanging on my wall? Cool, cause I have another photo for you!

lol OKAY REALLY THIS TIME! I'M OUT

BIG LOVE YOU CRAZY ANIMAL

PEACE! 丰HH丰

𓅓 (𓁹 𓁹) 𓃚

--transmission over until next Friday--

Hannah Haddix

ANALOG COLLAGE ART ON THE EDGE OV THE ABYSS

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